it’s too late for all this dialog

A huge sandpaper wrapped dildo and a slightly used glass jar have been placed on the shelf next to the hospital bed I’m tied to.

Im sure it’s fine.

that’s right. I got that love for the halfing leaf.

until maybe some sort of like eagle rescues us, right guys?

right guys?

dis my last Lucy fr fr

I did.

it’s up to the system to fuck me now!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

nobody ever does, we just lose less.

have they tried looking in his head?

ah yes, Ob Wan buttholey