“HEY, I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE”

• John Stewart

Is that umbreon and espeon? Nice!

Is this the bite of 87?

I heard he pees his pants because he likes the warm feeling on his legs.

As Bobby Newport pls

Mf telling us to stop framing cauliflower in the context of different food n calls it albino broccoli, smh my head

Imagine unironically using the words “good thing” to describe a number of civilian casualties above 0, let alone above half of total casualties.

That’s wild man.

Civilian casualties of war aren’t just a statistic. Those are real people that just wanted to live happy lives. Less than 1% of any number over 100 is a number I’m not happy about, and anyone with a heart should be furious about the number of civilians dying in Gaza. Especially when those numbers are such a high percentage. If you can’t fight a war without that kind of casualty count, then you either don’t fight the war or you accept that what you are doing is a genocide, not a war. IDF has very clearly made their choice on this.

How much of that is because there just aren’t as many left for them to kill? If they started out at non-combatant numbers above SIXTY PERCENT that means they were killing more women and children than anyone else…

Eventually that pesky problem of killing non-combatants just fixes itself when there’s none left to kill, doesn’t it?

Oh man, I feel your pain… I was in general customer-facing support for three different enterprise security/identity service providers from 2014 until a year ago. That shit was torturous sometimes. Now with that third of those three I’m the dedicated guy for just two of our larger customers and it’s fuckin great compared to that. Always dealing with the same handful of very very competent people is so refreshing.

Also, fuck right off with “ensure a safe environment”, where was that when you told Joost you would respect his wish to be alone after his performance because of how emotional he knew he would be? You let someone who communicated just how vulnerable they were going to be in that moment get ambushed by a camera person that you had assured would not be there.