Lazy is just a label we apply to people to shame them into doing what we want them to.

Can confirm, I cut down an entire small tree with one of those very easily when I was younger.

Okay, so, I know it’s a trashy answer:

Domino’s Philly Cheesesteak pizza. Especially with jalapeños added.

I would RATHER have Lou Malnati’s, but I don’t live in Chicago. So my favorite readily available pizza is a national chain’s surprisingly delicious offering.

“Toto, before I tell you this I need to make sure you don’t have any headsets within reach, and there needs to be a table or desk or other flat surface between us.”

Dude’s a Christian Zionist.

I actually doubt that. Zionism is usually an Evangelical Protestant trait, this notion that we need to force prophecy to be true isn’t associated with Catholicism.

I realize that from the outside all flavors of any given religion look pretty similar, but there is a stark difference between your average Catholic and your average Evangelical. And between various flavors of Protestantism, some of which are far more similar to Catholicism than they are to the more “Evangelical” Southern Baptists, Pentecostals, or non-denominational megachurches.

Point is, I would be shocked to find that Zionism is a religious belief for J’Biden. It’s far more likely that his position regarding Israel is more rooted in realpolitik support for one’s allies at any cost, which is also reprehensible.

I genuinely did concert a bunch of my stuff to 32kbps MP3 when I had a shitty like, 64MB MP3 player. It sounded horrible but I could have more songs.

Then I got a job and literally the moment I had saved enough I bought an iPod. That’s when I learned about how much sales tax can scale on larger purchases. And also how overdraft fees work. Very valuable lessons for a high school student.

SPATULA CITY!

Coreen Miranda

Mildly interesting coincidence that this administrator shares a last name with the man who wrote and starred in the musical.

Blasphemous. Dipping fries into the Frosty improves both the fries and the Frosty.

Nah, Magic Head’s uncle!