He’s chasin da fishes now

Fair, enough

You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?

How do you feel about punctuation?

I’m glad someone else remembers that movie.

Run along girl, you’re free now!

Buried a fish under a tree once, fuckin dog had that shit dug up in 5 minutes and was rolling around in it.

I ate too many pot cookies once thinking they were weak and then went to bed a couple hours later. I had a dream of floating in complete blackness and then a blinding white light hit me along with the loudest sound I’ve ever heard. I woke up sitting bolt upright in bed sweating through my sheets then called my friend babbling about how I saw God in a dream lmao

I’m on a synthwavey kick right now so I’m calling out Maximum Love.

https://youtu.be/mpdZzAe35_Q

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6iDI0sHLIeFIkZk6BKJBVQ?si=N-DjClfbQIK4WLL5Lmr0pQ

It’s fine, they put stickers on them that say they’re just traveling and not actually being mailed.