Toast

This is the best thing I’ve seen online today. Really. Well done

Yeah, if you make it the same way everytime, how will it ever improve? And, it is dull following recipes exactly

No hamburger sandwich?

by injecting the steel chamber with vapors that represent specific environments. (It’s called the CLOUD chamber, for Cosmics Leaving Outdoor Droplets.)

It’s a chamber they use to make clouds. Couldn’t they just call it the Cloud Chamber, without resorting to the most awkward, contrived acronym I’ve ever seen?

Well, of course snakes!

This would help so much. Not only would greatly increasing the number of representatives lead to fairer representation - it would decrease lobbyist power in the House (harder to buy a critical number of members when there are so many representatives).

Kaiser Soze

Senator Menendez - we’ll have to wait just a little to see how well the investment turns out

ARAB - All Republicans Are Bastards

How to tell your customers that your product is high in methanol, even after the effects kick in