So, about that…

Of course you’re gonna say that. You’re pretty salty that you lost. lol

Oh, I’m not crying friend, I’m laughing.

And I’m not evading bans. We’re totally free to set up on any instance we like. And there are lots of instances. I know that annoys you, but welcome to the fediverse!

Like you said, this is a public forum. :)

I think it’s hilarious that you were so obsessed with me that you followed me around posting my post stats. lmao

And what will I be banned for? Saying that I wouldn’t vote for Harris? Cuz it sure looks like a fuckton of people didn’t vote for Harris.

That’s why Trump won the popular vote too, friend.

Remember when you posted screenshots of my messages to the mods in c/politics trying to get them to apologize for letting me post, and they ignored you? I’m still in that community, friend. lol

Hey, remember when .world accused me of working in Russia and that I would disappear the day after the election? Just because I was a proud socialist?!

Still here, friend. Thanks! :)

And mods allowing you to spread thousands of lies had absolutely nothing to do with it whatsoever.

What lies? They were news articles. lol

Also, you were allowed to post about how you created a program to track my every post and comment on Lemmy, and you constantly shared stats about me.

Here’s the deal: Trump won the popular vote by a much bigger margin than anything I could have influenced with my posts. He would’ve won even if I’d never joined Lemmy.

All that work you did by tracking and posting about me didn’t make any difference.

You need to accept that fact. Thanks, friend! :)

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Sorry for yet another plant story, but I can’t help it. I like plant stories! I promise my next one has nothing to do with plants tho! :)

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Well, as you know, all information and voices want to be free. :)

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Our brave hero thinks he’s just battling a keyboard warrior on the interwebs, but after a little trip, he’ll learn that hunting sea lions isn’t as easy as he thought.

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