Iran is currently abiding by a fatwa by the Supreme Leader prohibiting the production, acquisition and use of nuclear weapons. It hasn’t been revoked even after the US withdrew from all agreements. They have all they need to construct a nuclear bomb very quickly, but you don’t go against a fatwa in Iran. Luckily the western world is doing all it can to reassure Iran that this was the correct decision and they do not need a nuclear weapon.

Fair play. This should narrow down the interested parties to only those he should take a REAL interest in. Unless some Habsburg descendant with a jaw shaped like a tennis ball and a brain stem shaped like a question mark misinterprets the “looking for my queen” bit, but then we should at least get a romantic comedy out of it.

I’ve always actually liked NASA as a US government agency. Thing is they take the kind of scientist whose skills are intensely useful to the military industrial complex and let them do goofy shit like this that doesn’t hurt anyone instead. Sure, sometimes some of their tech ends up useful to the military anyway and that’s terrible, but to the people who think this is a waste of resources that could have been better spent fixing infrastructure or helping the poor I want to ask:

If we consider labor as a resource, do you think the actual experts in autonamous robotics, rocketry and atmospheric dispersion involved in landing a little box on Venus would be fixing pot holes or running homeless shelters without NASA? I think they would be much more likely to be working on some project to have an army of drones defoliate all of central Asia or something like that. I think it is cool and heartwarming that they successfully landed a little robot on Mars and care so much about it, but also many of these people have skills that are only useful for exactly this and like 25 different crimes against humanity, and letting them do this is not a waste of resources.

I actually started off by trying to make a similar list, but you are better than me at finding homophones and silent initial letters.

Ok, but look guys, I am as leftist at they come, and some of that stuff is from actual BOOKS. And we can all agree that at least it should be “Happy birthday to this CURRENT president” because she actually won and that’s just a simple fact. And anyway it wasn’t even me who said it, but actually BeamBrain, and I just heartily agree and that shouldn’t even be controversial because we are just stating the obvious truth and if you are still angry about it just remember that there is such a thing as meeting in the middle and also to please direct that anger at BeamBrain instead.

Whatever you say that I said I didn’t actually say and actually if I think about it it was you who said it all along.

That’s right. The streets are for young adults to sleep on. The older adults sleep on the highways, retired people on the parking lots. Kids should sleep where they belong: on the railroad tracks. Freight tracks for the young ones and passenger lines for the teens.

Sorry guys, I’ve been drinking human blood and messaging this guy about it for some time now. I thought it would play well, but I’ve just made everyone upset at us. My bad, maybe one of you guys could suggest that you will drink less human blood from now on and it will be fine? I would take it upon myself, but stacking more lies can only hurt us at this point.

One of the weirder ones to me is “making female characters ugly”, because that one is pretty much always about them giving a female character a lean, athletic build that has been the golden standard for beauty for as long as anyone on Earth has been alive. All of them are of course weird and creepy in that gamer way, but that one is where they are just angry that there are too many polygons.

I don’t know this person or this game, but the role of Atsu in Ghost of Yotei should have been given to Hilary Clinton. Happy birthday to that future voice actor of Atsu in Ghost of Yotei.