If I were you, I’d be careful trash talking Maine.

You know the books of Stephen King, most of which are set in Maine? Turns out almost none of them are fiction.

Actually, I think they identify more as a Maple Mafia…

strategic maple syrup reserve

I love that this is a real thing 😄

The aforementioned profiteers are probably trying to change that, though, Amazon style.

Also, the American Fascist Party is still officially called the Republican Party even though it wants to change the government form to theocratic fascism 🤷

Nah, most of it is owned by Bill Gates and a handful of conglomerates.

The people actually living there don’t typically control or own much more than the serfs of Imperial Russia. Maybe that’s why they love the shirtless guy who wants to be Tsar so much? 🤷

the nuclear blast ended up having a yield 50,000 times greater than predicted

That’s what’s known in the industry as “an oopsie”. Almost at the “snafu” threshold over which it would be likely to cause a brouhaha.

Næsten halvdelen.

Og det er endnu mere udtalt denne gang

2040, final offer.

Like the DNC saying it to anyone left of Reagan, Biden doesn’t want unity. He wants obedience.