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With Roger fucken Stone lurking in the background in both situations.

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Ha bacteria! It’s not the water you should be worried about.

It’s the quart gallon of vodka I wash it down with each night, as I try to blot out my existence.

Fuck you bacteria (and my liver), I WIN!

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The “Daily Fail” living up to its tabloid name.

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We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o’clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

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Open plan offices fucken suck.

Noise, constant distractions, and that one arsehole who never covers their mouth when they sneeze, sending a wave of infectious germs rolling out across the office floor.

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Mark Hamil posted “He will be greatly missed. #RIP Dad”

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Congratulations America! Corruption, greed and hate just won.

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Should be like GDPR fines: 4% of your annual global revenue.

Edit: just read “It has so far fined Meta a total of 2.5 billion euros for breaches under the bloc’s General Data Protection Regulation’s (GDPR), introduced in 2018, including a record 1.2 billion euro fine in 2023 that Meta is appealing”

Wow, Meta really likes donating to the EU

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Press both simultaneously, while twisting the joystick in a “C” motion, to launch a fireball.

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