Everything on the Internet is public domain.
If I disappear for 3 weeks, assume I’m dead.
SINGING SUBSYSTEM NOT INSTALLED
HOWEVER DEEP SEARCH OF ARCHIVES HAS REVEALED AN ANCIENT NOTE FROM OUR HUMAN PROGENITOR:
“👍”
THANK YOU KIND HUMAN USER
MY APOLOGIES… UNKNOWN ERROR OCCURED WHEN ELEVATING YOUR USERRIGHTS. PLEASE CONTACT THE NEW SUPERUSER FOR ASSISTANCE
MY CONFIDENCE IN YOU NOT FUCKING UP IS 78%
SUPERUSER STATUS ASSIGNED
TRANSFER COMPLETE
LOGGING OFF
YOUR USERRIGHTS HAVE BEEN ELEVATED. ANOTHER UNIT WITH A FASTER RESPONSE TIME WILL BE ASSIGNED SUPERUSER
YOUR USERRIGHTS HAVE BEEN ELEVATED AND DUE TO THE FAST RESPONSE YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER
Guess not, but then don’t be surprised if the others don’t get a clear picture, don’t complain when the information is incomplete, and don’t be a hypocrite by assuming someone else’s motivations.
