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(Technically the stick buses are trains but the train tracks are just blades of grass that they lay down and they keep blowing away, so everyone forgets and calls them buses.)

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In Bugtown everyone’s houses are made out of leaves and the buses are just a long stick with acorn-top wheels that everyone climbs up on and one guy holds onto the back and pushes it around. They can’t steer very well so they all go in straight lines and if you need to make a turn you have to hop off and jump on another stick going in a different direction.

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Goddamn that is well done. I can read it in their voices perfectly; I even hear the dice roll in my head.

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People think lizard people are bad because they’re humans mixed with lizard characteristics, but actually they’re bad because they’re lizards mixed with human characteristics 🤢

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Watching a guy sweat profusely over setting up a drum kit that I already put together, removing everything and then realizing that there’s no extra room and he has to put every piece back where I already had it. No schadenfreude, just glad I’m not the one sweating this morning.

This poor guy is suffering lol. Use your boom arms, people!

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How is this functionally any different than laying landmines. Although come to think of it, plenty of landmines can actually be disarmed.

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“Wooaaaooaohhhw such a genius intelligent deadly clever smart move by the isrealis, wow they are so cool and dangerous and smart, Hezbollah must be completely destroyed now because of the psychological factor of this very intelligent attack, wowww”

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