Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.

Classic Richard

Itchy brones

To generate profit. Like everything else they sell.

For using your personal days?

I’m absolutely not an anthropologist, but if we evolved in small <100 person communities, often settling near water, I’d imagine keeping everyone relatively stank-free wouldn’t have been impossible.

These just seem to delay the inevitable for me, with wicked cramping in the meantime.

The more I learn about your country the less I like it.

And all the “Thanks! Took two minutes to fix after seeing your post” comments just to rub it in.

Girls were invented by plumbers to sell more bathrooms