You do you, but I hope you realize that dying from smoking is usually less “sudden massive heart attack at 60” and more “drawn out emphysema until the sweet release of death at 60.”

Also, smokers mostly all smell no matter how they try to hide it.

I (cis male) used to have tea parties with my dog all the time. Had a little set specifically for it. Stop forcing fun childhood activities into rigid gender groups.

Pre-boil all their pasta and put in back in the box to make dinner easier for them next time

Thanks.

Trust me, we’ve all mentioned it to him. He’s convinced nobody likes him because he’s a conservative.

Competing early humans (neanderthals, etc.) would be my guess. I’ve also heard it makes us not want to go near corpses.

Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.

worked so hard

Ah, landlords. They truly labour harder than anyone else.

This whole thing is especially heartbreaking because at its core, the game is great. Running around and shooting feels better then Halo has in a long time. It was just ruined by corporate fuckery.

I’m in a Magic: The Gathering card."

10/10