Zozano

You can’t trick me, I know a bullet hell when I see one.

Wait. He plays videogames?! I’m gonna pokemon-go to the polls next month!

And does she wear a seat belt now?

We have laws which force people to wear helmets, and wear seat belts. These are common sense laws to prevent people from killing themselves. Nobody bats an eye.

This is the example I’d use during covid when people were complaining about masks being against their rights, even when it would protect them from being sick.

My guy, you’re someone who wouldn’t wear a helmet if the laws had only just changed to enforce them. You’re a hazard to yourself.

Fuck

For the uninitiated:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Dorian–Alabama_controversy

For the uninitiated, the game was banned, not because of the gratuitous violence, extreme drug use, and themes involving fugue states, war crimes and cold war conspiracy,

But because of a scene depicting rape.

Except, the “depiction” was simply a character, from a pixelated top-down view, climbing onto the other character. No nudity, no thrusting - then…

The director yells “CUT!”

Turns out, it was a movie being filmed. So even within the context of the game, it wasn’t rape, it was an abstraction of an abstraction, WITHIN an abstraction.

Ratings board are morons.

As an Aussie, I was lucky to have a friend gift this to me on Steam.

You know the first movies intro? The montage of Shreks daily routine, while Smashmouth plays?

Now imagine a “teen shrek” version.

Basically just clips of Shrek crushing slugs for lubrication and fucking his favourite stump.

(Not my art)

It received a “D” CinemaScore, the lowset ever for a superhero movie.

Except, it’s not a superhero movie.