Zozano
Zozano@lemy.lol
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What was that subreddit for parents who made up shit about what their kids obviously didn’t say?
This goes there.
Alright, I just dipped my balls in a bowl of cordial, so you don’t have to.
My sack didn’t detect any sweetness, but I’m sure if someone sucked on them, then they would.
That’s why I invest in wireless, RFID resistant, anti-flash dick screening devices. Wake up sheeple!
Bethesda, my hand is perfectly tuned for my dick.
That doesn’t mean it’s preferable to a moist orifice.
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PSA. Send stuff to your local post office and then go pick it up.