aaron

You think fucking couches is a joke? Furniture abortions are at an all-time high and you think it’s some kind of silly joke?

Search engine quality in the United States is determined by 60-80 year olds who have only ever used Google to search for “lexisnexis.com”

Let’s be fair, the “suckers” and “losers” he referred to were only those who died

On top of the presumption that any of them would even want to wear Reddit SWAG right now

Masturbation is genocide™ and Mark Robinson would never genocide. Ever. The Democrats genocide all the time and it’s not Mark Robinson who does it. Vote Mark Robinson on November 31st and make sure masturbation-genocide doesn’t take over this country like liberals.

I used to be the second guy, and then realized the system I was working in. America can fuck itself (and it is), I’m off to Europe later this year.

this too shall pass

I believe there’s going to be a moderator exodus. The flippancy with which Steve has handled this, and how he responded here, is going to stick in the craws of their enormous unpaid workforce. These are the people who have been there a decade plus, have seen the ebbs and flows, and are probably no longer willing to be unpaid servants to their clearly demonstrated monetary interests (at the expense of its users [product]). This was a turning point. They have way bigger problems to address than a 48 hour boycott.

Who exactly is confident that Trump won’t throw a coup-level hissy fit when he loses?

This would look really bad for the credibility of the platform

From what I’ve been following, they haven’t been too concerned about this since at least a few weeks ago

I agree. It seems like something you’d deny outright. It raises questions about whether or not Trump is a couch-fucker, or if MAGA republicans endorse couch-fucking. Is this their political agenda? To fuck my couch? Or your couch? Are they recruiting my furniture into their couch-fucking culture? There are a lot of questions here.