almost1337

Do you want more fossil fuels? Because this is how (on geological time scales) you get more fossil fuels.

Last I heard the liberal donation was someone with the same name that lives in the next county over.

Okay, which Russian oligarch did he piss off?

Packaged like that it’s probably ground in-store

That’s just the dark with extra steps

They tried that first, it didn’t go so well.

“cook well in a cold oven” at least makes sense in the context of the time. Ovens then were not supplied continuous heat - instead, they were fired up to a high heat, and then as it slowly cooled food was baked in them according to the current temperature. A cold or slow oven would be at the low end, and a hot or quick oven would be shortly after it was first heated.

The cloud is just someone else’s computer

Yoink of the Yukon and Kenny and the Chimp still live rent free in my head

Cat-apults