I feel the audience for this joke is pretty specific. https://tenor.com/WsvE.gif

Emotional Support Vehicle

This is just a recycled George Carlin bit.

I hear Aquaman is looking to boost his real estate portfolio.

Renting by itself would be fine, it’s just that there’s barely any rent control in North America, and you’re constantly at the mercy of your landlord, inflation and general greed. Put national standards for renter protection and rent increases in place and this would be much less of a problem.

Replace Falcon with Starliner. Boeing is big enough to fuck up twice.

I need a paralegal to show me where they went wrong!

Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines

And they killed a dog

Cory Doctorow has a solution: put some pebbles in your shoes, that will change the way you walk right away.