That depends

Why doesn’t he actually start blasting then? Like with an expensive-ass F35. Just put it on the official letterhead like they want.

Same reason old folks don’t give up their car keys until well after they should: they enjoy the feeling of crushed skulls beneath the tires.

Yeah I just looked it up to refresh my memory, but we think the ancient Scythians were also using estrogen derived from horse pee and also smoking mad weed, which is pretty neat.

About only working 10-4 or about how the last two presidents have apparently done fuckall and that it seems like not a super necessary thing to have?

Ah yes, the “senile old fuck” corollary to Nixon’s “mad dog diplomacy”

Article 5 says if you fuck with any NATO nation, it’s WW3 time because no one has ever learned a lesson about these kinds of treaties.

Dude that’s a good price for xanax in water.

STATES RIGHTS TO DO WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER?!

We’ll make our own internet…and we’ll bring back the blackjack and hookers.