Your battery’s so good that the capacity integer overflowed.

Yeah, makes sense.

I’m just legitimately curious.

I think it wants you to check your firewall. Just a hunch, though.

…that’s what I was talking about.

Bro’s gonna summon the Devil with a Rubik’s Cube.

Elon Musk don’t make the worst decisions known to man challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (GONE WRONG)

All of this for fucking fake internet points,

OK, good to know it’s not just me.