anonochronomus [comrade/them, she/her]

I’m about to cancel my voter registration (in a swing state). Suck me off from behind, libs.

There’s a secret hack to working and still getting medicaid; fraud.

“I sent toebeans, pls respond.”

A politician’s job they say is very high,

For he has to choose who’s got to go and die,

They can put a man on the moon quite easy,

While people here on earth are dying of old diseases.

Imodium works like a charm. It’s a weird atypical mu-opioid agonist, so that shit will bind you up real good.

I don’t believe you. You can’t convince me that someone didn’t smash Oscar the Grouch with a comically large wooden hammer and send him to the bottom of the ocean.

Uncritical support to the heroes of the resistance in their struggle against the genocidal zionist entity. Glory to the martyrs.

Can’t wait to see the Amerikkkan navy get sent straight to hell by a barrage of DF-21Ds within hours of shit going hot.

I’m trying to listen to Black Sabbath at work, but the computer’s output levels aren’t high enough to damage my eardrums. Looks like I’m going to have to repair one of my pairs of headphones and bring a DAC to use with them. Regardless;

P.S.- WILL SOMEONE ANSWER THE GOD DAMN PHONE ALREADY?