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“Nine” - “Four”

“Well as you can see there was no missile to warn about”

Yeah he’s got a new favorite Dragon Ball blanket now. Horrible reporting

Ah yes the classic “planned and executed a nude public photoshoot” situation. There’s so many of those though…which one was yours so we can really pin down these jurisdictional laws?

Spaniards are raw assing it confirmed guys. Don’t shake hands with them.

No because I usually don’t stick my hands in my ass when I wash my hands. You Spaniards just out there raw assing it?

What? You put the soap on a washcloth or loofa then use that to get it where it needs to go.

Herpes is illegal now?

To be fair it would probably kill some mosquitoes

Shortly after this he won the world’s largest poop title.