my dad had a prostate biopsy and he did have a bit of bleeding afterwards…

agustus gloop soundin’ ass

shai halud T-T

put your boots on, don’t want to catch a cold

i keep this decorative bucket with a fake flower in it on the back of the toilet, the flower can be easily dumped and the bucket is easy to clean, idk if it’s just me, but idk how people survive without an option for both

where i’m at, ever since covid, they won’t package your groceries for you unless you buy bags, you used to be able to bring your reusables and they’d use those to package them, but now you have to pack them up yourself if you bring your own and i hardly have time to count my change, its not conducive unless you find yourself at Aldi’s where they have a space for you to pack up

i got a friend who says to me now, “I get where you’re coming from and that’s really kind of you, but it isn’t really all good, is it?” and it’s been e n l i g h t e n i n g

sooo meaaty

“nibble nori rolls off nipples” delightfully seussian

i don’t drink tap water, i don’t think as many people do generally in the US as they used to 20 years ago, there’s a lot of reasons for that, but it would be interesting to see how much fluoride the average person takes in from drinking water to begin with nowadays