Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.

It time to commit puts on sunglasses burger regicide

We didn’t start the music, it was always playing since the world was turning

Being surrounded by yes men and snorting buckets of cocaine will do that to you.

America will be like ‘We’ve ask israel (the accused btw) to investigate themselves’ meanwhile israel says ‘yeah right’ and does fuck all for a year and a half while the weapons keep in coming. Finally they admit that they did deliberately target UN peacekeepers, but by that point everyone has forgotten and if you bring it up you’ll be called antisemitic.

Protecting our community profits

Too bad my life is a horror story.

Well if we’re going through another doomsday scenario then hopefully this one puts us out of our misery this time.

It cost about 10 billion to end homelessness in America for a year. You could have had that, but instead America’s leaders want to kill Gaza’s children.

I think I heard from somewhere that while that might have worked decades ago the cartels have diversified their ‘business’ to the point where drug legalisation wouldn’t kill them. We should still legalise drugs but I doubt they’ll fix the cartel issue.