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There’s a universe where Justin while touring fell in love with a British-Filipino singer-songwriter, and so married her that she became beabadoobee bieber

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nagpaadjust ng braces

asst: sir ano po kulay ng rubber gusto niyo

me: yung yellow na lang

dentist: sige kabit natin yellow. tapos pa music na din yung Yellow by Coldplay

nyeta kung tumagal pa to ng onti sa showbiz dapat nag Bubble Gang to e HAHAHA

beri good daw ako sa first month ng braces kasi di natanggalan ng bracket 😇 thx daddy HAHA

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ang sarap ng avocado shake lalo na pag gawa sa bahay 🥰 (hilaw pa pala) (napaka fucking pait)

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ngl PLV statement on the Ama Namin thing kinda make sense to me. i get that it could be interpreted as ridicule or mockery but at least from the video it really looks like everyone’s just having a good time

idk but if i were almighty all-powerful omnipotent everything i’d be sad if my followers would boring sluggish lame af when they worship my name lmao

imagine all the bangers and bops written in your name and your followers draw the line at drag + punk rock wtf is up with that. Gregorian chants are a few notes away from sounding like devilish incantations

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how the heck did Rebisco get away with “Ang Sarap ng Filling Mo” for years

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i’ve seen and heard of very dangerous liars pero ang pinakanakakatakot sa lahat yung mga nakabraces na nagsasabing regularly silang nakakapagfloss. tangina niyo wag ako imposible yan

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Pop punk/rock hits Girlfriend’s and Misery Business’ lyrics - yasss go girlies you’re not as much a potato as u think and go after them guys u like and take them away from the bitches

The songs’ vocalists - very likely lowkey campus heartthrob material, had boys erect altars in their name, feels like sanctioned bullying if they actually sung these for a likely okay high school couple, gf says sorry, bf finds it weird bc they can probs jowa any guy/girl they want bat yung taken pa

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pag kaya mej nasusunog na yung iniihaw ng mga bakla sinasabi din nila “ay charring”

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bat kaya tinawag pang auto detailing di nalang carpenter

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