bastion

This is bullshit.

It’s the next evolution of planned obsolescence - it just doesn’t work as soon as you start to use it.

It didn’t work.

Hmmm

They should just rename the service to “Appliance Systems Service”, so the acronym makes sense.

Ah, home life.

Nsfw?

FSR FTW IMO.

…you’d have the electrical cord you always dreamed of.

It’s also about the design of the ladder. The top plate is literally not a step, and the bearings for it don’t account for it to be used as a step, so the forces involved can mess up or break the connection to the rest of the ladder.

…not that they always will, just that it’s a very bad idea.