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I imagine that the cat has no quarms with finding new roommates at the flick of a whisker.

There was a now passed MC who was a prominent figure in 00s jungle called MC Skibadee.

Dillinja feat MC Skibadee - Twist em out

Probably because they’re all bumping into each other. If you don’t have many you can put them in a cocktail shaker or a plastic water bottle and shake them it works pretty well, but anything plastic will absorb the garlic smell of course!

Now that I think of it maybe get 500g of tofu or add less olive oil at first but I hope you enjoy it, and would love to see the results!

If you haven’t tried already, I’ve fooled people a few times by making vegan mayo with silken tofu.

Rough guide off the top of my head:

• 1 block/ 300g silken tofu (silken is important to not get other tofu types)
• 100 ml olive oil
• salt to taste
• dash of paprika
• dash of mustard powder
• 10ml/1 quarter of a lemon of lemon juice

1. Blend everything with a stick blender or other blender type
2. Add additional seasoning if required
3. Add more oil if too watery
4. Add a dash of water if too thick

IMO this actually comes out pretty nice and people have only noticed its vegan/tofu after I’ve told them. I’ve also used it to make garlic sauce for kebabs etc, you can just use this as a base.

Maybe it helps!

Edit: formatting

Wumpa fruit

I need to add extra emphasis and repeat this. Yes it is.

His dad sends him to the shop to ask for red and white striped paint, which doesn’t really exist as the paint would mostly mix together in the tin and make some badly mixed pink paint. The employee in the shop sees this is a gag and asks a follow up question: would he like the paint to be striped vertically or horizontally? So they are on the way back and only *then the realisation dawns on them that this is a massive wind up, which sparks a rage large enough to break the door.

Never meant to fail your test and cry.

Yeah looks like most shared basements in my city. Every apartment has a private lock up like you can see on the right hand side in the image with the number 6 on it.