benderbeerman

You lemon-stealing whore!!!

Billy Corrigan always sounds like an entitled 13 year old complaining that he didn’t get as many chicken nuggies as his lil sister, and they gave her two sauces but he only got one… AGAIN!!!

Trauma looks different to everyone I guess.

He who truly knows, knows that he knows not

Or

The more you know, the more you realize you don’t know.

But also, understanding that about yourself doesn’t take more knowledge or intelligence than you currently have. As another user (darkdarkhouse)^ posted, you can understand how the brain works and still not have all the knowledge in the world (hard drive with a map/directory of the hard drive on it).

Change the combination on my luggage!

Check out https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yuoFsi2iIi0

If you really wanted to have a good time, you could screen-shot everything as is and make that the desktop, then put all the real shortcuts into a folder on the desktop anywhere and watch the fun ensue

Eta: for extra entertainment, don’t forget to hide the Taskbar

Imperial, obviously: F(reedom)T(ons) and fractions thereof. 1FT is the amount of data that it takes to store the entire King James edition of the New Testament and the Bill of Rights as a PDF.

Guess I’m beer… but I already knew that

Alright Ferb, I know what are going to do today!

The kom.bu.cha! mush.room! peo.ple! sit.ting a.round all day!