That’s not a terrible emergency plan honestly

Oh so corporate mind control then. Gotta serve those ads, bro, yes even in the park, how else can we make line go up bro we can’t just expect line to go up without any ads bro we can’t have people enjoying the park without ads bro PLEASE THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDER! WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDER!

I think it sucks that nobody here understood this hilarious joke. I’ve noticed that this kind of dry humor doesn’t work on Lemmy, which sucks because I’m hilarious in every other context. I feel for you, dude.

Ed Rosenthal is a straight up legend, good pick

Adsehteb

Still looks pretty fun though

How long does it take to go from 81 back down to 30? It seems like effectively halving your battery capacity would be pretty annoying

I’d give myself long curly hair (I’m bald), an 11 inch penis (currently only 10.5), and huge-ass angel wings (anyone that doesn’t say huge-ass angel wings is a fuckin liar)

Alcohol sucks and makes people feel bad, you’re not missing anything

I’m going to do a 6’ chain link fence around them. Can’t blow that shit down.