You gain the power to blue screen.

Of course the danger is that this is cancelled out by increased carbon emissions from a making a commensurate amount of toast.

So this new carbon sequestering program is going to be kind of a good news / bad news thing. …

Reminds me of the reddit mascot…

Penalties for violating the law would either be the monthly salary of a lawmaker or 10% of the value of each asset they buy or sell.

Because I’m sure no one would make more than that and just take the trade off. And then take credit for saving the tax payers money. That’s definitely not the kind of thing that would happen in the Congress I know.

Happy Birthday owes it’s place to function. I don’t think anybody actually enjoys it as music.

Easy, find the guy stuck with your old job, offer to take those servers off his hands.

it’s just short for living standards that reduce corporate profits.

This generational. I’ve seen a number of names I thought of as grandma names come back into fashion. People who are young enough not to have experienced grandmas with those names pick them. Gertrude is a grandma name to me, BTW, not a great-grandma name. I actually had a grandma named Gertrude. Welcome to old. (Edit: my brain glitched from Mildred to Gertrude there. Looking forward to Alzheimers.)

I picked long ago. I just finally found a potential upside.