boeman

Like drinking from a tire

I think the hamster has a better chance in the microwave

Edit: stupid spelling

I’ve been working to find a way to give my personal to AI. toxic assholery for everyone

I see you’ve met my ex wife.

Realistically, you only need a garage

I think I’d just get tired of bacon.

Only the original is delicious

1701

WHAT??

The “Kansas City” dog is not Kansas City… I’ve lived here my whole life and no KC dog has cream cheese… BBQ sauce and burnt ends or pulled pork with pickle slices… Maybe throw some fried onion straws or baked beans on that.