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Clearly the father made a lot of money off that social media post. Nintendo is only trying to protect its IP!

Now he gets to marry his mother.

Why do more people read books than write books? Why do more people eat than cook? It’s easier to consume than to produce.

I give up 20% of my paycheck to work 4 days a week.

Saltwater fish seem to drink it just fine. God just “loves” humans enough to not make it fit for our consumption.

Super Mario Bros 3. Never beat it until the Allstars version on SNES, but it’s the first video game I remember playing. Or maybe it was Gauntlet, but SMB3 was the funner one.

Folding phone works well for this. Kinda sucks that you need an $1800 device to have a decent menu viewing experience. I’m more miffed that they expect my reception to be a given. Towers go down, congestion happens, give me a physical menu!

87% of teens are lazy fucks who don’t know how to download an app that isn’t TicTok, surprised?

Words + number.