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IT Nerd of 30yrs and avid hobbiest of genealogy, geology and science in general.

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So long as they can also set up a semen surveillance department to prosecute men for leaving their jizz between couch cushions and fleshlights.

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“I did not know she was Black until a number of years ago when she happened to turn Black and now wants to be known as Black,” Trump said.

“I respect either one," he added, "but she obviously doesn’t, because she was Indian all the way, and then all of a sudden, she made a turn and she went she became Black. … Somebody should look into that too.” Trump said.

LMFAO. It’s as if he can’t grasp the idea Harris is a mix of both a Jamaican born Father and Indian born Mother who also married a Jewish man.

But yeah, she just now turned black and hates Jews… hmmhmm, sure lmao.

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Because OP left zero context;

14 Bighead Carp from East Asia that were intentionally planted in 1992, but never properly removed were fished out of a pond.

https://www.kktv.com/2024/05/13/massive-invasive-carp-found-colorado-pond/

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Microsoft: We can’t spy on your usage when you use wordpad, use O365 instead! (guessing since MS recommends using O365 Word in its place).

TBH, I haven’t used wordpad since Windows 98. Not saying others don’t use it, but Notepad++ and a myriad of other options are better anyway.

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Best line:

“Actually, that’s not complete reporting, Olivia. I have a source that tells me it’s the Wrong Every Time Floor Action Response Team – WETFART. The #WETFART team is a loud and slippery crew. Beware.”

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But but JD Vance said no one would be influenced by her!

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“I thought STRIKES were supposed to be ‘unlimited’ when we were picking our jury?” Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social.

State law, a law that’s been around for over a hundred years, limits it to 10 strikes.

That’s what he gets for thinking again.

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Great until it grabs some skin or hair

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