cordlessmodem

Not an idiom, but a slogan for a sugary children’s cereal Trix.

I saw the wall of text, skipped to the punchline, and rolled my eyes glad I saved myself a couple minutes

@josephos@iusearchlinux.fyi

Just build a road one mile wide between and directly through the middle of every urban center so suburbanites have an easier time getting where they’re going. This is so easy I should be a road planner

Sort of like pheromones.

Getting mysteriously horny during the test drive

Better yet getting mysteriously aggressive smelling a rival and wanting to fight the car.

boatass post hog

Reading more of these comments it’s clear we need to invest heavily in biking and transit infrastructure so taking away some idiots drivers license doesn’t damn them to poverty

An issue I see locally is they can’t just paint a circle on the road with a couple signs. It always has to be a million dollar project widening out the curbs, building up a huge curb in the middle, putting a big goddamn planter in the middle, then sprinkle signs liberally until it’s unreadable.

A federation superhighway, if you will

You can hear him screaming “I’M NOT OWNED! I’M NOT OWNED!!!” right through the internet

Super Metroid, probably started it at least forty times and finished it a dozen or more. Link to the Past was one I had started several times but never beat until I met my now wife, who had played it through often. Now it’s one of my go to games. I’ve played through Doom 1+2 quite a few time and Quake occasionally SOMA since it came out has been my go to Halloween game.

Dirt Rally and Dirt Rally 2.0 are much more recent but unparalleled rally racing games.