All I can say is thank god he sold out when he did rather than after winning the presidency. A spineless loser almost received the mandate and blew it - now his campaign and policies can be pointed to conceptually rather than maligned by his capitulation and impotence.

We. Like, you and me? Whatever you wanna do I guess.

It’s called a multiverse and all the cool kids are doing it.

Ummm, le epic france is bacon narwhals derps at midnight?

Ran for student government in middle school. Opponent was my friend. Voted for them, lost by one vote.

Only conclusion: the woman aspires to be a court jester

I still don’t know how to work this new website.

YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON PIXELS! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!