Sterno. That stuff saved my life when I was homeless.

Still better than being conservative.

Yeah I was really quite confused. Went from glorious communism to …this… Thanks for pointing that out.

Quite worthy of discussion as well!

Woohoo! I haven’t been able to access Lemmy for a couple days! Tried this morning and it’s working better than before! Thanks guys!!

Shit! I came here to say Steve too… Ay op it’s name is Steve. We have spoken.

Jesus Christ I have never seen a more accurate comment on anything. Thank you very much for the awesome mental imagery!

Dude in the orange attempted to rob them with mace. As he walks up you can see him grab something out of his pocket then put it in dudes face. Later you can see him spraying it at dude but he’s standing too far away.

Cheap/spent mace for sure.

Looks like dude in the orange saw dude proposing and often times proposals come with a fancy expensive ring. Clearly an easy mark. As the orange guy walks up, you can see him pull mace out of his pocket which he then sprays in dudes face at a close range. However, instead of being incapacitated, proposal dude clearly has a strong paradoxical reaction to the mace and becomes the pure embodiment of rage in physical form. This proves to be problematic to the man in orange.

I’d probably go back to bed because I’m clearly still dreaming. If that doesn’t work then I’d probably just take my guns and archery stuff and barricade myself in my large windowless shop that only has one door, is sound proof, and made of steel and get some sleep in there.

If I wake up and the zombies are still real then at least I can probably drill some peep holes in the walls and fashion something that resembles a sword or a halberd or something. Maybe something like a riot shield? I do have a fairly decent airgun and that’s pretty quiet and allegedly strong enough to hunt deer with so I might be set without having to actually build weapons.

I have plenty of animal traps and water filters and I live quite close to a forest with running water going through it so I won’t be getting hungry or thirsty anytime soon.