David From Space
I’m David. I live in Tacoma, Washington. I do square foot gardening, home automation with Home Assistant, and have too many cats.
You think you saw me behind some ferns? You just might have!
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In order to convince you she should be spayed, please look up what you need to do with a q-tip to a queen in heat to get any peace and quiet. It’s no fun for anyone involved.
Don’t worry, the authorities already have the slightly less convenient way to backdoor things. Why make a fake release when you can just include it in the real release for the price of just a little coercion?
Will Wright! We need you, now more than ever! We need simulation games! We need llamas! We need a great vision of weird fun you can have! Will Wright is…Will Wright is apparently busy with an AI powered game that looks extremely vaporware. Nooooo…
Modern day Everett would probably have him clocking an onlooker for social media filming instead of calling for medical assistance at 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
MRS.TRUE
I cast telekinetic projectile as an immediate action. rolls dice. It’s a hit.
EVERETT
The gall in attacking me, the face of the party!
MRS.TRUE
I follow it up with an improvised weapon strike.
DM
Uh…Everett’s already looking pretty bloodied, did you want to do nonlethal damage?
MRS. TRUE
I said what I said.
You may be interested in https://github.com/blastbeng/subtify Disclaimer: I’ve never tried it, just saw it recently on The Forbidden Site