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Mentally ill woman in her late 30s. Quit my jobs with DIDDs to go to work a retail job and go to school.

I’m here to help!

Formerly @kbin.social.

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His refusal may delay the extradition process, but it won’t stop it.

Sounds fair, given the accusation.

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The most memorable time was when I was playing a Blickish (see also; halfling) and the ladder was taller than Mr by more than double. I said it was collapsible! It stuck up over my head and my pack was lashed to it!

The ensuing chaos of people fighting for and against this information was highly entertaining.

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“Everybody’s record starts somewhere.” If you’re considering doing something illegal, is this worth starting your record? (It’s also used to dismiss someone getting into trouble for the right reason.)

I’m realizing that my previous one sets a bad tone for this, but I had hippie uncles, and we were all taught, “We do not cooperate with the police.” Some of us were recently reminiscing about one of my dead uncles and said, “We do not-!” And the rest of us said, “-cooperate with the police!”

All the rest of them are your typical American South sayings.

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I ritualistically begin every character sheet with an 10-foot ladder in my pack.

I always have to justify it about a million games later but it’s my favorite ridiculous thing to carry.

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Why does his mustache look like armpit hair?

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ominous banjo

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And I can drive a couple miles to a sign that says “Welcome to Tennessee, Gateway of the Deep South.”

You tell people they’re part of the “upper” south and they’ll set your car on fire.

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I feel like this map was designed to piss off everyone.

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It’s a lie. I’m sorry.

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Some of us have seen all these things already and find these memes delightful.

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