This might be good for the false negatives but not for the false positives.

as ASAP as possible

I’m just gonna be that person and point out that that’s actually 8 accounts then.

Secretly pumping up someone’s bike tires

I moved away from Swiftkey for the same reason and currently I’m pretty happy with what Heliboard has to offer. You can download it from F-Droid.

You guys are taking this Brexit thing really seriously.

Exactly. That’s because of the safeguards.

Walter Moers is a German writer best known for creating ‘Captain Bluebear’ in my all time favorite book. He has since written several fantastic novels based on the continent Zamonia. In some ways I think you could compare bis work and way of writing to Terry Pratchett’s.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Moers

Another German author that gave me lots of great hours of reading growing up is Cornelia Funke. For me it was mainly the book Dragonrider, but she is also well known for her Inkheart series and The Thief Lord.

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelia_Funke

I know you are joking. I just wanted to share my revelation, that it is probably ‘All you need is love’.

Dann ist das hier sicher auch nicht nach deinem Geschmack: