I prefer The Eldritch Horror Of Jolene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8fXWDRqRbw

Holy shit. “Space laser at our soth border”. Does she think the south border is in orbit? Does she think illegal aliens means invaders from space? She saw Aliens, and thought it’s a documentary. I bet when she says “our troops” she means Bill Paxton and Michael Biehn.

Who do You think she meant by “they”?

Honestly. Who has the time?

Don’t give them ideas. You think people who wanted to inject bleach won’t consider this as a viable option?

That’s not a real thing, is it? I honestly don’t know, anything seems possible with these people.

Just skip a couple of steps, and nuke the whole world. We are overdue for a hard reset. Maybe the next civilisation won’t fuck up so badly.

When they announce a self driving Plymouth Fury, I’m out.

This, but I’m spreading it on 3 day old bread for some flavour.