halyk.the.red

Just throw some clear nail polish on there.

Trump assassination attempt causes Tenacious D to break up was not on my 2024 bingo card.

I’m not so sure about that. If a mermaid and a centaur had a baby, there’s a chance they’d give birth to a regular dude. Perhaps we’re just not breeding minotaurs with the right things. Someone install Cloud Meadow and get back to me.

Erocktile dysfunction

More snacks and projection than a drive-in movie theater.

My work stands on it’s own two legs. Their work doesn’t affect my paycheck. If their laziness impacts me, I will not stay silent about it at all. Other than that, I’m punching my clock and focusing on what I need to.

The orphans must be crushed.

Can you imagine the blood in the streets if americans couldn’t get their chicken nuggets? No more coors light? I think it’s an american-centric line of thought to believe that other countries would revolt over losing their little treats like the US would.

Original movies, please.

Rant incoming:

Why in the fuck do we care what any of these people think? Go pretend to be someone else and get paid more money than I ever will. All of your opinions are irrelevant, just stick to entertaining us. It reeks of mass public influence. “Michael Douglas thinks this. If you like him, maybe you should consider this point of view.” The transaction between celebrities and the public should end as soon as the credits roll. These asshole have mansions and private chefs, there’s no way they share much in common with the average person, so why should I care in any way what they think? Get back on the screen, dance until they yell cut, take your money, and shut the fuck up already.