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happybadger [he/him]

happybadger@hexbear.net
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Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.

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  1. Toss out some specific numbers you think are realistic. The value in terms of food, gift cards, and what items you think would be in that gift basket.

  2. Do you think any of those in any amount would incentivise a single wealthy person to participate?

  3. Would you agree that trading children for food is the plot of The Hunger Games?

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I kinda need to see a hard breakdown of the abortion barter economy. How much is that worth in terms of food? Are we talking a $10 Google Play Store giftcard or a whole-ass $100 at Applebees? Gift baskets could either be bad cheese and summer sausage, bad chocolate Easter baskets, or potentially there’s some good shit in there like homemade jam.

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If our comrades will not be allowed to take control of this country, then we should hope for the people to have more abortions than births, and more childless couples than families. Only then will human suffering really be prevented. Communists should come together and potentially offer rewards such as gift cards or monetary rewards such as gift baskets or food in exchange for aborting pregnancies or dedicating themselves to be childless for life. We can also encourage those who are bisexual to only have intimacy with those of the same gender or infertile to prevent any accidental birth of more children. There must be a Marxist-Leninist conspiracy to collapse the population of any country that is zionist, bourgeois, or where the lives of people only exist to provide labor and resources to class enemies.

What. Go stand outside a planned parenthood right now and hand someone who just had an abortion a gift basket. Even one of the expensive ones with charcuterie. If you want to apply any kind of speak to the masses logic to your Malthusian eugenics shit, literally go do that today and see if you come off as normal.

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All AI art has the exact same value as an NFT. I can copy-paste your image and make it mine, I can copy-paste your prompt and make it mine. Labour Theory of Value Gang stay winning.

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I will hand it to Tesla. Nobody hates Tesla owners more than them. I’ve never designed a rube goldberg machine to drown or incinerate a Tesla owner, but they did and they charged that goober $40k+ to die in it.

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Like all liberals, he just has that Dr. Strangelove disease that makes him start doing the salute if he gets too excited.

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I love how it still generates a two second .gif that looks like shit. It’s as bad as any of those fake movie trailers on youtube. Somehow more soulless than the B-roll it’s stealing from.

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I chose to live next to the concentration camp I stole my land from and it made me sad.

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Turning the Volume Off on Every Game and Playing Podcasts in the Background Gang stay winning

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Do you want angry evil or laughing maniacally evil?

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