huquad

If you look closely, you can see they were on Adderall. If it was weed, there’d be none left

Wooosh

This effect has been well studied and is known as Murphy’s law.

“Warning: deprecated for future release.” This is future me’s problem!

Have you tried it on the tablet? Is this known to work?

Knew a guy who got thrown off the toilet on a ship after a hard collision in port. Him and the poop… Seat belt would’ve helped

No, they’re a 10,000 year old vampire /s

That’s a turkey! Gobble gobble

Completely agree, but let’s wait another year just to be sure /s

Being welcomed home from work by my dog. Always so happy to see me! Really picks me up even after a rough day.