iArtemis [she/her, it/its]

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. 😔

Where does a general keep his armies?

I’ve been growing pink oyster mushrooms in a cute little grow kit, so I’m more familiar with them if I ever have the chance to go foraging, but I set the box down too hard I guess because the entire flush fell off 🥲.

I panicked

every time i touch grass i miss something hilarious, what’s the point?

NTA. This happened to my cousin once. I eventually convinced them to just divorce their partner so they wouldn’t have to deal with the kid anymore.

i forgot where i saved my mushroom pics. i was so excited to share them on c/myc, im on my knees 😭

just tasty this time, but i grew those babies myself

Yogurt bowls, smoothies, and fruit salads are my favorites.