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Damn Ben is a bad bitch

After I die, I’m dead. who gives a fuck there’s no after life? I certainly won’t I’ll be dead.

Especially makes more sense than narwhals.

Paragons of morality

We can make owning guns as simple as it is to own and operate a car. A gun owners exam and insurance against your gun accidents.

Edited to add: Wecan also make it so that you as a gun owner are prepared to save a life until paramedics show up in case there are gun accidents. You want a tool that has the power to take a life? You Need to learn how to save one.

A vote for Biden is a vote against trump Where as a vote for no one is a vote that benefits trump because there’s no one voting against him

The twist is that the machines are never on after their debut quarter

Nah it’s a fire retardant so you’ll be fine if anything you can use your soda to put out fires

Who’ll be her vp