Givin ol nancy reagan competition for greatest FLOTUS throat GOAT?

Taquitos are out, but a dirty triangular tent of plastic on the rollers informs you the the only flavor you really wanted, jalapeno cream cheese, is “still cooking”

Makes sense to me, Fortnite is so good because of the shocking and embarrassing amount I’ve spent on it

Lionel Hutz punctuation

Similarly not what op’s looking for, but this documentary about Paul Simon breaking the cultural embargo to record his Graceland album in SA is pretty interesting https://youtu.be/xgW0kLJgbo0

I’ve long felt the Luxor hotel is way better than the pyramids of Giza.

When reached for comment on the ongoing Israeli led genocide, former co-star Joey Lawrence was quoted: “whoa”

The mail-in makes it so easy. All I had on my last one recently was a city council spot, so I looked at both candidates websites and picked the one that said “cops should be accountable” vs the “back the blue” one.

I heard they left an “upper decker” in several settlers homes

This is their version of blue lives matter. The people with literally all the power are the real victims.