dont jork your peanits

if you need ideas, I sent a photo of me with laser eyes photoshopped on with the text “they / them” underneath and it’s been smooth sailing from there

I look forward to seeing your journey down the pipeline

cant comment on womens boxers, but pro tip - period underwear can work great since they have more padding / are more stable for holding things in place

idk tho ive never tucked anything and ill let it hang 4 life

tbh I stopped drinking recently and I found i got a lot of mileage out of replacing it with yummy things that helped trick my reptile brain

the monkey clapping cymbals in my head thinks that a non alcoholic beer is a beer, and it thinks a nice soda water w/ bitters is a cocktail

I take some drug store sleepy meds before bed since I had similar feelings you do re: insomnia / ‘i need to drink to sleep’

I find the combination of tasty fake alcoholic treats + things that accomplish what my body is concerned about creates enough of a placebo for me personally.

fuck yeahhhh. when you’re ready for testers sign me up and ill test it in a professional setting

I mean Fallout was fucking great imo, but definitely an exception to that rule

40 days sober

electrolysis clinic booked to max. ill unionize against myself when I move offices, but for now the boss wants 12 hour days

expanding to a full time office soon, at which point ill have capacity to do multiple days a month pro bono work for a local drop-in centre for LGBTQ folks

training an apprentice, when they’re ready we will convert the business to a workers co-op and bring on another apprentice. im raising an army of based communist electrologists.

lets fucking go

Sorry, I’ve gotten so used to shoplifting that I’m not going back to paying

the new way to make a heart with your hands is stupid