People please! Clearly the hodag is the most fuckable cryptid, followed closely by mokele-mbembe!

With beanis I get a 50% discount.

When I was adrift in a sea of untime, thinking of beanis kept me sane.

I am no longer being haunted by the ghost of Ted Raimi.

Beanis helps me avoid awkward water cooler conversations.

I am an avid fan of Dr. Robotnik’s Meanis Beanis Machinis.

The Black Jezebel is a pretty old trope. Much like the Big Black Buck it was another method of dehumanization by reducing black people to base creatures defined by their sexuality.

Damn this low-budget mid-90’s PSA about doing drugs looks hella tight.

Bold of Ben to bring up his humiliating BBC interview and his WAP ramblings. The former because he had a hissy fit after somehow losing an interview and storming off and the latter because he revealed to the world he is incapable of satisfying his wife and his tenuous grasp on metaphor and wordplay. Not surprised he’s attacking female rappers and Lizzo.

Surely he can always fall back on the robust sales of Zelensky-O’s.

Been meaning to learn Mandarin. Anybody know of any good websites or youtube channels?

“The U.S. wants a vassal state in the Levant to further it’s own geopolitical interests” Damn that relationship is 2Complicated4me.

Anybody else find those “Seperate the Art from the Artists” types really fucking annoying?