There are dozens of us! Dozens!!

“we can’t ban non-competes it would ruin everything!!”

California who has banned non-competes for decades:

“The Fellowship voted nearly unanimously to have the ring flown by giant eagles to Mordor to be dropped into the volcano. Unfortunately, the measure was ruled ineligible by the chamber parliamentarian.”

Sowwwwy government can’t help people it can only send bombs overseas

This is when Trump steps down and names a replacement. It’s not like he really wants to be president anyways

Something like “they don’t have the resources the cops need to stop the crime. So I trust the police but the fact is that crime is basically legal now”

Love it. I’d like a version without “assholes” that I feel would be more well received by scared folks