We used to have Roy and HG commentate the state of origin rugby league games, it wasn’t exactly like this but it was very oddball. I loved it so much.

Though on a 640x480 screen, each button and function was still visible and accessible.

(unless you did not have a mouse, or eyes)

You WHAT

Yes, it did. It had native handlers for YouTube, imgur/etc. If the native handler had an issue (e.g. YouTube blocked it unless it was in YouTube’s player) then you could break out to an internal or external browser.

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It felt wrong to put it in my bag, so I held it out in front of me like a dirty nappy, and took it to the nearby shopping centre’s concierge.

A mistrial is not a definitive outcome. Not-guilty or guilty would be the definitive outcome.

Last place comics’ thing is taking the joke way too long. It works!

Was out with my daughter and her friend, and we found a wallet on the ground. The friend picked it up and immediately handed it to me, and now I’m ‘what am I meant to do with it?’. But only in my head, because I’m the grown up who just can deal with everything.